Silverdale Mom

A woman in her mid-thirties that resides in Silverdale, Washington. A silverdale mom has 3 to four children all of which play soccer. Her wardrobe consists of tight fitting workout clothes that all reveal her enlarged fupa. She shops at traders joes, visits the hair salon, and chats with friends at the local Starbucks on the daily. She owns an unreasonable number of Home Goods throw pillows and always stays up to date with Martha Stewart's latest seasonal DIY decorations.

" Hey Deb, you meeting with the girls at the Y later this afternoon?"

"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."

-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo

by RRDOG May 31, 2016

be there or be silverman

it's a phrase that tells you to be somewhere or else you will be a bitch who basically sits and home and does nothing

John: okay everyone, triple kegger at dave's house, be there or be silverman

Jack: Yeah that silverman is a pussy he never shows up to anything.

by ronny134534053 April 10, 2011

Silverware

Term used by guys to alert each other of an attractive woman nearby; specifically, one with a nice butt.

Charles and Henry are purchasing sodas at the local malt-shop. Henry notices a lovely girl at the jukebox with a big ol booty.
"Charles, silverware." *gestures in the vicinity of the girl.
"Dayum, Henry. Imma eggwash dat ass fo'sho!"

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Silverhand

To be hornswaggled, corralled into situations that are outside of your norm and to be blamed for things outside of your control.

“Sorry, but you’re not going to Silverhand me into this!”

by miwohae July 5, 2022

The Silverware Shift

The undetermined point in time at which a roommate will finally wash the dishes he/she has used when and if there are no clean dishes left to be used or no clean dishes left that he/she requires.

Roommate 1: "When is he going to do the dishes?"
Me: "Oh, when he hits The Silverware Shift."

by KMeyers September 27, 2012

silberman

A very very very very common jewish last name. You cannot hide you jewness is you have the last name of silberman, you can however hide your gayness....

NOT ALL SILBERMANS ARE GAY

Bobby - "Hi, I'm Bobby Silberman."
Guy - "You're Jewish."
Bobby - "I know."

by boombalou June 5, 2011

silvermantologist

a divine proponent of Saint Silverman as supreme lord of the universe(which was created by Roche)

basically Silverman is the shit

When Saint Silverman saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

-silvermantologist

by Dr. poebux January 13, 2008