shwertay

An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.

"Who do you get your shwag from?"

"Jarvis, that raggidy-ass shwertay."

by Charmeleons February 6, 2009

Swerpose

When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.

Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"

by RATTnroll December 21, 2018

Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.

Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.

by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019

web sherpa

An individual who always finds the coolest and newest things on the internet and shares them him his friends. The person always guide his friends tonew things on the internet.

Fitz just sent me this link to the coolest video I have ever seen, he is truly a web sherpa.

by lazaro November 6, 2005

Shit Sherpa

A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.

If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.

My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.

No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.

by gskwaired December 1, 2010

Showerpooling

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.

"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"

by LaIdolJeansFetishGuy October 12, 2012

shopping sherpa

A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.

Becky is off to Nordstroms again, and I'm obliged to come along as her shopping sherpa.

by Lew Mills September 26, 2007