Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

Shwasted Shaturday

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"

by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011

sheisted

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something

At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.

by Nehssa July 6, 2016

Schwastedski

when you and the boys surpass unholy levels of being plastered

Alex: Prat how u feeling after killing that handle?
Prat: Boys, I’m absolutely mad schwastedski

by plasterino March 22, 2023

Schwasted

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

by Zizzle and Karlizzle July 11, 2007

shwasted

a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.

I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!

by ValAnne May 8, 2005

shawasted

To be completely wasted, drunk, crunk, inebriated, shloshed, shit-faced, etc. Usually a playful term used by a highly intoxicated individual to fellow drunken friends.

"Let's get shawasted!"

Dude, I was shawasted last night.

by Kolo July 18, 2006