Sporklies

noun: spork tits
a phrase used to describe a spork with delectable melons
this phrase is commonly used to compare two female sporks values, although it also can be used to annoy male sporks

“wow, that spork has some massive sporklies!”
“my sporks sporklies are better.”

by UncleGrandpaFnaf March 23, 2023

sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

by Rosie November 5, 2003

shorkie

a shih tzu yorkshire terrior mix of a dog.

Hey, what a cute little shorkie.

by gcmest23 September 22, 2006

Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.

spork, sporkife

by DarthNerd March 1, 2010

shpookie

a wonderful friend, someone who you adore, who is both your child and your mommy; can be used synonymously with "dear" and "honey"

You're such a shpookie
Hey shpookie

by obico December 21, 2017

Shpooky

When something is mook beyond your aggravation therefore it is Shopooky.

Founded by: Gabe S.
Co-Founded by: Chris J.
Date: 5/28/20

"Damn that house is dumb shpooky"

by Lil' Kakarot May 28, 2020

Spork

Little plastic utensil; rounded like a spoon only with tiny spikes. Found in most 'ready to eat' pasta pots, fruit salads etc.

Stove thought that the word 'Spork' related to a structure found on a bicycle wheel. It doesn't though; Stove was wrong.

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2015