Shoriented

Of or related to the Jersey Shore.

Related: disShoriented. I get a little disShoriented when I've been throwing back tequila shots.

*Libraries across America are stocking up on Shoriented books like Snooki's "It's a Shore Thing."

*I'm not Shoriented with where to GTL in this town.

by CabsAreHeah March 16, 2011

shoodie

A hoodie that is for show rather than for function, meaning the actual hood doesn't quite cover your head. It should, but it doesn't.

Should + hoodie = "shoodie."

"You know, your shoodie would be a lot more practical in this rainstorm if you could pull the hood over your head."

by elvisthefish December 20, 2012

Shorie

A dedicated fan of the television series Jersey Shore.

Jane watches Jersey Shore every time it's on. She's what you call a Shorie.

by war3271200 February 16, 2010

Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019

Shardie

could also be referred to as shawty
or a crazy obsessed jonas brothers's fan who falls down the stairs when they see the flawless ninja bear jack lawless
watch out for girls named shardie.

shardies like a melody in ma head.
or OMJ shardie from team jonas met joe jonas waaaaaa :O

by milesbian. August 7, 2010

shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

Shorde

Shorde is short for “sure would”

Shorde like a dick in my butt
Austin McDonald gets shorde every night by the football team

by Papagreggly April 29, 2020