Showertime Shakedown

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

showertime

Time for jacking off

Dude, that bitch was so hot, its showertime

by Guerilla Kamikaze November 11, 2006

Showertub

Combination of shower and the bathtub.

*clicks "compose tweet"*

… About to get in the showertub. *sends tweet*

by Drew Peacockk July 26, 2012

shoobert

Some one who is very small
and usually has blonde/purple hair and stretched ears

'whoooa did you see that girl shes such a shoobert'

by Kimberlee352 October 29, 2008

Slobertune

slobertune in when oral sex is proformed.

Man, that chick is so hot, i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.

by Yellow_ledbelly December 14, 2006

shopertainment

Combining the shopping experience with entertainment. This is done when malls or shopping areas add attractions, rides, fun demo's, etc to lure/retain shoppers.

The West Edmonton Mall is famous for shopertainment thanks to the roller coasters and waterpark in the mall.

by BA2 October 15, 2007