Shuatt

A small boi that likes squirtle and snaccs.

"HI SHUATT"

by wizwilzo December 30, 2018

Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013

Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

Shattanooga choo choo

This is when you take on something larger than anticipated in your back passage...on pulling out it causes the expulsion of the contents of your bowels and an involuntary cry of 'woo woo' like a train.

"oh my god...you look awful...what happened to you last night"

"I got shattanooga choo chooed"

by Boom Ting December 11, 2010

shatterphone

One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.

Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.

by chaos5023 October 6, 2011

god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.

She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.

by YAWA September 12, 2017