smorgasbeard

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

by gaijincrow February 15, 2010

smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

by miss olbermann May 6, 2010

smorgasdog

A smorgasbord for dogs

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

shoregasm

An orgasm on a beach.

I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

Smorgasm

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore

*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018

Smorgasbra

When a woman in a restaurant eats the crumbs of a previous course from the top of her cleavage.

"Dude! Check out that chick at the next table dining at the Smorgasbra!"

by 24th@SJ June 18, 2009