shmoikey

Pronounced SHMOY-KEE

To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.

To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.

"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"

My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.

by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008

Shmonzed

Getting a buzz from an e cig

Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.

by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

Shmooked

A synonym for trick.

You just got shmooked.

by Mr. Shmooked September 12, 2018

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shmowned

the root of this word is owned so it means basically the same thing although in a greater scence.

narrarator: "kid gets hit in the face with bat"

Vitaly: "dude that kid just got shmowned

by vman1912 October 29, 2007

shmonged

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

by Shmonger June 9, 2017

smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.

Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003