1. an irregular size between small and medium.
2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.
2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.
what size is that, a shmedium?!
by Philly Flood July 9, 2006
Get the shmedium mug.The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
Get the Shrodinger's fart mug.Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.
by radie3 July 10, 2016
Get the Shmodel mug.When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.
Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"
Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"
Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"
Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"
Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023
Get the shrodinger's rizz mug.by So Shmoist August 11, 2010
Get the Shmoist mug.Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin
by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
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