Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017

Smizzed

To be high or even drunk.

He was smizzed after taking three shots of Henny.

by DefinitionRed October 2, 2020

shmezzed

Turnt to the point where you feel like you’re in a daft punk music video; most likely crossed, likely the prerequisite to regrettable decisions.

“Yo wtm tn??”

“Tryn get shmezzed like shit”

by PJFETTY October 28, 2021

Shmizzeled

Swallow
When someone swallow’s something

Jovana Shmizzeled my dick
She said she love to deep shmizzele my dick

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Shmized

The feeling after smoking or even drinking

Yan and JJ got shmized last night

by Jacks0n6 August 12, 2022