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shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey
Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.
by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007
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Shalty

Being both salty and shady at once.
Man, Carla was pretty shalty today.
by thegoodnamesarealltaken October 10, 2016
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shmallow

A rebellious activity, started in the Pacific NW, involving people, a car and several bags of marshmallows where the people (often teenagers) drive through densely populated areas in a city and peg the unsuspecting pedestrians with marshmallows. Shmallowing usually occurs at night, often scheduled to coincide with the letting out of bars or night clubs in order to make entertaining targets of the drunk people coming out.
1: "what did you do this weekend?"
2: "I had a sick shmallowing sesh with ky, em and laura downtown. pegged a fat drunkard in the face!"
1: "jealous!"
by jollyoly09 March 30, 2010
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schmaltzy

Yiddish. of, pertaining to, or characterized by schmaltz. Overly emotional. Cheesy sentiment, grandiose passion usually accompanied by effusive or overly-demonstrative gesticulations.

Superlative combination of sincerity and sentimentality. Abundance of enthusiasm or excitement. Usually one-sided, always over-the-top. Can be misconstrued as meretricious in nature, though that's not usually the case.

Often off-putting.
"Strangers with that kind of honesty make me go the big rubbery one" Narrator, Fight Club
H. Helpington: Omigod! Thank you SO MUCH. You're freaking amazing! Life as I know it would cease to exist if you hadn't come along. When there was no other light in my life you, wonderful you, shined on. You kept me safe and sane and you helped me when I couldn't help myself. 'll be grateful to you always. Hookers should be so lucky to have a heart of gold like yours. I think I love you a little. Thank you friend.

ABB: Shut it. Don't make me bitch-slap the stupid out you. I friggin' hate it when you're schmaltzy like that. Jeez chri, you're not going gay on me are ya? I told you I'm not like that. Anyway, you're welcome. Now show me what you really learned about STFU.
by HelpyHelpington December 13, 2010
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Smalty

Smalty- Smelly, salty tasting dick.
I sucked his smalty
by Oklahomachild March 1, 2011
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shmalpk

A phat cooch sent from heaven
by shmalpk November 8, 2021
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Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.
If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the “Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.
by MathPlus March 28, 2021
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