shmallow 

A rebellious activity, started in the Pacific NW, involving people, a car and several bags of marshmallows where the people (often teenagers) drive through densely populated areas in a city and peg the unsuspecting pedestrians with marshmallows. Shmallowing usually occurs at night, often scheduled to coincide with the letting out of bars or night clubs in order to make entertaining targets of the drunk people coming out.

1: "what did you do this weekend?"
2: "I had a sick shmallowing sesh with ky, em and laura downtown. pegged a fat drunkard in the face!"
1: "jealous!"

shmallow by jollyoly09 March 30, 2010

shmallow 

It's just another word for the processed sugary food called a marshmallow. Also found in Lucky Charms cereal and around campfires.

Hey, we're going camping, remember to bring some shmallows for the smores.

shmallow by Deidara August 20, 2006

Dirty-Shmallow 

A dirty-shmallow is when you engage in anal sex and then wipe the fecies from your phallic on the other person's upper lip.

A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.

Dirty-Shmallow by ooimmikeoo June 12, 2021

Quite Shallow 

A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.

Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.

Quite Shallow by SomeRandomOperator March 26, 2018

Shallow

Many give the term "shallow" too narrow a meaning by stating it only refers to those who judge others purely on looks. Here is a list of characteristics that actually define a person as shallow:
1. Their thoughts are mainly concerned with unimportant things, such as the way they look or how others are judging them
2. They are unable to connect with others on deep emotional levels
3. They make judgements based on trivial, surface-level information

4. They are overly concerned with material things

Joe is a very shallow guy. During his day at school he decided that Kevin was weird because his hair is really long. Later that day, Joe told Mark he ought to display the brand he is wearing. He also decided Mark was cooler than Kevin because Mark has a Mustang and plays football.

Shallow by Moonshine Billy February 24, 2015

smallowitz

A penis that is too small due to a bad circumcision A Jewish man with a small penis.

That girl likes big dicks, she'll never date a Smallowitz.

smallowitz by Phil'n Good May 17, 2015

shallow rapper 

A rapper/hip hop artist who is materialistic, usually misogynist and only sees things for the obvious that they are, and is does not look deeper into it.

Typically attached to record company puppet strings and found on television and radio speaking of things that you can ONLY obtain, or very simple 3rd grade analogies about them (I'm hotter than the sun).

These rappers are not impressive and you can sometimes predict what their gonna say because of how simple the lyrics are. They are typically uneducated and ironically are the most popular and commercially successful rappers.

However I wouldn't consider EVERY shallow rapper to be naturally like that, MOST of them use to be more creative and deep but had to change due to America's ignorant "dumb it down" demand for music

Lil Wayne

Nicki Minaj

Gucci Mane

Soulja Boy

Drake

Shawty Lo

ANY rapper that sings

MOST shallow rappers became popular because of one song that is a party/dance single

(a rare exception would be Lupe Fiasco)

shallow rapper by Optical Epilepsy April 11, 2010