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Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
by BMG2424 June 10, 2022
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Pulled a Shlomo

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there
by Mangathings March 20, 2023
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shloka

A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.
Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
by maia mitchell April 7, 2017
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Shlocken

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.
by Shlocken February 18, 2021
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Shloka

Shloka is a girl who's extremely talented in academics, she might not be super competitive she likes to win too.
Shloka is a very clumsy girl who keeps falling ill occasionally and falls or hurts herself because of her clumsiness.
She is a very loving person and dating her might be the best thing that can happen to you.
She likes to watch many sitcoms and dramas, not realisiert an anime fan.
She's obsessed with some English and Korean groups or bands and enjoys music.
She likes to be home on dates, watch some movies and hang out at home.
In short Shloka is a kind, caring, loving, a little clumsy and a smart person
"Today was just a boring day, I wonder why
"That's because Shloka didn't come today."
"Oh right!! Shloka let's go meet her it'll cheer up our mood"
by RADEONE 1 September 11, 2022
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Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.
Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
by bitkahuna December 9, 2008
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