One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.
" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"
by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006
Get the Shitcaker mug.Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.
Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.
Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.
Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"
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A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.
by Jim Inman August 18, 2006
Get the shithacker mug.1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
Get the Shitmarker mug.A creepy looking person with red hair and freckles who is also pale. Commonly referred to as “gingers”
by EricCartmanisBased April 9, 2022
Get the Skinwalker mug.A homosexual male.
Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"
Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."
And that's that (true story!).
Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."
And that's that (true story!).
by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004
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shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?
Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.
Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?
Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.
Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.
by RumpoleIsDead April 14, 2010
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