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Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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Shitstopher Reeves

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011
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shitshoveler

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
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Sandusky Shitstorm

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.
I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.
by Jb23sr July 2, 2016
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shitstorm trooper

A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.
That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.
by Deboe July 1, 2006
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Shitstonia

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.
Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.
by KillerMike July 4, 2014
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Shitstorm

A monumentally disastrous outcome or event that nobody wants over their head. Usually caused by an overwhelming amount of smaller negative events(called crap) occurring at the same time hence the term "SHITstorm".
Man: So help me God if you fuck with me one more time, I swear I will unleash such a shitstorm over your pathetic excuse of a soul that people will ship your ass to the Sun just to prevent your stench from reaching them.
by RICKIEdickie May 19, 2009
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