by fatchinese April 28, 2009
Get the sambuca shit splash mug.When you take a rare kind of shit that shoots into the toilet bowl really fast and causes water to splash on your buttocks.
I would be careful if I was you when entering that bathroom, I had major shitlash and some of the water got on the floor.
by Willcom September 5, 2009
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Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
by arocke May 16, 2018
Get the shitsplain mug.A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"
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by Playboy88 June 8, 2016
Get the The Assramming Shitslasher mug.A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.
A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.
'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'
'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'
'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
by Guundi November 18, 2018
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“Watch out!! Shitsploshen!”
by 𝓚ILEY & 𝓸LIVIA December 1, 2019
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That fried food made me shitsplosion the porcelain throne! Damn, the house is a shitsplosion after last nights rager.
by Monarch Beauty August 20, 2012
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