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Shitsplat 

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.
Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.
Shitsplat by gizdor May 19, 2009
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Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.
Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.
Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Shitsplosion 

Explosive diarrhea that comes out of no where.
A long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a Shitsplosion walking to the game.
Shitsplosion by Mcubed January 13, 2009

shitslut 

a slut who participates in scat sex
She stinks like a shitslut
shitslut by bleno December 10, 2009

shitsplash 

the back rim of the toilet underneath the toilet seat. Often shit splashes back there and sticks, especially during diarrhea dumps. Many people will not even bother to wipe the shitsplash off after blasting out a diarrhea shit - to the disgust and dismay of the next person that needs to use it. This word is derived from the term "backsplash" - the wall in the kitchen between the counter and the bottom of the cabinets where prepared food will often splash against during preparation. However - in this case - its shit splashing against it.
Joe took a dump in the public bathroom in the mall - it was a huge diarrhea explosion - when his ass exploded shit splattered all over the back wall of the toilet- also known as the shitsplash after he dumped, he flushed the toilet and shit residue was still there. rather than wipe it off he left it there to the dismay of the next person that used the toilet.
shitsplash by cozzdogg1 May 28, 2012

shitsplash 

While you are taking a shit and when the turd hits the water and the water touches your asshole.
Ahhhhhhh! i just got a shitsplash from the toilet water touching my ass!
shitsplash by shitsplashmyass February 21, 2010
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