shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008

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Shitlips

An insult which is used for its more impactful and unique tone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.

"Hehehe fortnite is cool"
"Shut the fuck up shitlips

by OwMyBodyHurt May 9, 2019

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shitcaps

1) When someone stinks up your office so bad that it smells like you put a cap o shit on your head.

2) a title for a person who does said action

1) "boy it really smells like shitcaps in here."

2) "Yo, ShitCaps, how's it going?"

by Karen Monahan May 4, 2005

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shitfap

Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...

by Blarghne March 14, 2008

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Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

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Shitflops

Shitflops are a REALLY crappy, or rough looking pair of flip-flops or sandals.

Me: Alright guys, I'm ready

Friend 1: Dude...what are those unholy looking things on your feet?

Me: What? you have a problem with my flip flops? I'll have you know that these Shitflops and I have gone through alot of things together...that, and they were free. And my friend, you can't beat free.

Friend 2: Your right, shitflops about sum those things up.

Me: ...is that all you heard me say?

Friend 2: What?

Me: F*** you man, go suck a fat one.

by The Perpendicular Tickler October 16, 2008

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