Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004

suitexting

The act of claiming or threatening suicidal intent via text message, more often for dramatic effect and response versus actual intent.

Tiffany has been suitexting me all week and I'm sick and tired of it

by CrisisGuy190 April 12, 2009

shitxtd

this is what you call a text that a person sent you while taking a shit.

(person 1): I guess jacob is shitting.
(person 2): Why do you say that?
(person 2): He just sent me a text while he was shitting, he shitxtd me.

by dooleydodge November 30, 2011