shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009

shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves

His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.

by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009

Shispering

Shouting and whispering at the same time.

'Andrew was shispering really loudly in the library today'

by bob qwerty April 19, 2013

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

shimming

using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter

Ya, she is loose as hell, so I've just been shimming it.

by meatplate May 1, 2011

shivering timbers

The shaking of a girl's legs when she's having an orgasm.

I'm so good I'm going to give you so many shivering timbers.

by jojijameson December 4, 2017

shivering

To act over exited and abnormally energetic, as if you are wired on a boosting drug, not being able to sit still, nervous and restless. Uncontrollable, like a child with a severe case of adhd.

Man, you need to call down and stop shivering!

(Watches friend rip up a napkin at a restaurant out of restlessness). "SHIVERING!"

by Naztrodamus December 27, 2016