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left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.
My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.
by Andrew C October 17, 2005
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the shift

what irish people call snogging or making out

a fridget has never had the shift
i got the shift last night

he got shifted at school

she has never had the shift

fridget
by ginger gurl February 26, 2013
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Shifting

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"
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Shitweed

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008
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shitwad

Scotty was being such a shitwad.

That bitch is always being a shitwad,!
by breezyheartsbbycakes March 19, 2010
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shift lock

produces the same result as CAPS LOCK but done holding the shift key only. used by hardcore idealist typists and rebels.
WHAT DOES PRESSURE DO?
...caps lock off, christ
FFS IM SHIFT LOCKING
by G..... March 26, 2010
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shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.
is that little shitwafer giving me lip??
by ken power January 15, 2008
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