One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.
Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.
by Lab 56 February 28, 2013
Get the Skipper Skidmark mug.1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
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<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005
Get the Skidmark mug.A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.
Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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Get the chunky skidmark mug.The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.
Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.
by FettySkid December 19, 2015
Get the Feta skidmark mug.encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.
his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.
by your mom September 3, 2003
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