shitzu

A type of dog. Kids in school 11 and below say it in school to substitute a word for "SHIT!" said so they wont get in trouble.

(teacher)Sorry Jimmy, you failed on this test.
(Jimmy)AW SHITZU MY MOM WILL KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THATAWKWARDGUY6996 January 28, 2014

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

shiat

A variant of shit that allows you to bypass certain chatroom and forum filters.

Spelling in the same vein as biatch.

"I ain't paying that. Fark that shiat!!"

"No shiat, sherlock!"

by No one specific. November 18, 2002

shitznit

poo, crap, shit.

Holy Shitznit.

by red October 28, 2003

Shitzopherenia

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.

"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"

by natasha c. April 29, 2008

Shiatus

a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.

Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus

by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 1, 2010

Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.

Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018