Hawkward

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.

The relationship between the characters Rachel and Tobias in the Young Audience series Animorphs, by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic inc.) is hawkward.

by Animorphs: The Radio Drama December 22, 2008

Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

Stalkward

A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.

Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.

by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010

Stawkward

(adj.) The phenomenon that occurs whilst scrolling through a persons social media feed, for example Facebook, Twitter, but most commonly Instagram, and you accidentally like or favourite a status or picture that the above person posted a considerable period of time ago.

Man #1: "Dude, I was scrolling through Bridget's Instagram last night and liked her photo from a year ago, and now she refuses to follow me."

Man #2: "Well that's Stawkward!"

Stawkward: Comes from the verb Stalking, which means to pursue or approach stealthily, and also the adjective Awkward, which means causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.

by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

Shawkwall

Originally coined in Ottawa, A shawkwall is a mix between a shawg and a kawal. To be used after a cruel trick is played.

Cameron : Hey guys! i just totally kicked Emilio in the nuts!
Ash : Shawkwall

Cameron : Wow, did you guys see how Aleks stood up his girlfriend yesterday?
Mohamed : What a Shawkwall!

by 613canada February 9, 2010

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010

Hawkward

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.

Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!

by Hedy La Rue April 26, 2011