shitastrophuck

a complete, unmitigated disaster; a combination of a catastrophe, shit show, and cluster fuck.

The recent demise of the banking industry was a shitastrophuck.

by fatcrate March 15, 2023

shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.

I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.

by chewbeca August 8, 2009

Slutastrophy

An event containing an unspeakable amount of slutty people, actions, or visuals.

"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"

by KenSmellsGood September 30, 2012

Shitastrophe

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.

I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.

by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008

shitastrophy

an accident which results in filling your pants full of crap.

Fred did not make it to the bathroom on time and had a shitastrophy

by steven barrett October 3, 2008

Shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces.

When I changed my baby's diaper he had diarrhea. I had to deal with a full blown shitastrophe.

by Karl Williams. September 16, 2013

shitastrophe

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet

I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.

by Jessendarippers June 1, 2016