Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011

Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Sarvendra

The King Of All Gods that rule the heavens. Mightiest of all warriors, wielder of The Divine Thunderbolt. Sarvendra means Pacific calmness and volcanic aggression.

You are a great fighter, Are you a descendant of Sarvendra?

by ZeusIII March 20, 2018

Shareny

The prettiest most beautiful smart amazing stunning and smart person ever. She will make your heart pound harder than it ever did and she will get you addicted to her love

Yo Shareny is so nice she is the perfect one

by 12232 December 4, 2019

Shareni

Shareni is a girl who has the most beautiful eyes, that can take your breath away with one stare. Her kindness is just a glimpse of who she is along with her quirky side, and you never really know what’s going through her mind she’s just as mysterious as she is fun and thoughtful. If you ever a meet a Shareni don’t run for the hills just stay on your toes and get to know her, because you’ll never want to let her go.

There goes shareni!

by Dose of dopeness January 17, 2021

sharvesh

Sharvesh is everyone’s dream. The guy you want to marry, the man you look up to and the best friend you’ve always needed.

He is easy in the eyes, but can be difficult to read. He can be both silly and serious, but he knows when to be either one.

Josh: So, I was hanging out with Sharvesh and he made me a bomb chicken parm. What a dude, amirite?!

Savannah: Sharvesh is soo funny! He made us all laugh at work the other day!

Perry: If there was anyone in the world I’d want to get stuck on a desert island with, I’d definitely be Sharvesh.

by FlashyPenguin May 18, 2018