I had some dingleberries lingering on my butt pubes all day. Then I made the mistake of eating a burrito. I sharted, and when I stood up, a shartleberry left a skidmark all the way down my leg!
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I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.
by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015
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Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.
by Stinkeeeee September 29, 2008
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Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.
When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).
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"Did you hear about Mr. Colostenheim?"
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."
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