Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.
"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"
"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."
"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."
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Check out the sweet scarecrow dance that guy did when Jesse Ventura smoked him with the minigun in Predator.
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Staying up until the wee hours of the morning and still gong to work can make you feel like a scarecrow.
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Born Jonathan Crane, he was born out of wedlock and raised by his overly-religious grandmother. As a kid, he was picked on by his lanky and bookish appearance, often called 'Scarecrow' and 'Ichabod Crane'.
After being bullied by Bo Griggs and rejected by Sherry Squires, a cheerleader, he made his trademark costume, sneaked up on them at the senior prom and startled Griggs by shooting his car, causing an accident that resulted in the paralysis of Griggs and the death of Squires.
He then became a doctor at Arkham Asylum, but only took the job to induce fear-experiments on the patients.
He eventually succumbed to madness, placed the costume back on and started using his Fear Gas and Fear Toxins to commit crimes.
His Fear Gas and Fear Toxin cause the host to see their worst fear. He also resorts to physical combat, called 'Violent Dancing', which is a combination of Crane-Style Kung-Fu and drunken boxing.
He used to be terrified of bats, but due to his long exposure to his own toxins, he only became afraid of Batman and is incapable of fearing anything else.
He can be usually seen with a straw hat, brown hood and with a brown shirt, brown pants and moccasins. He alm,ost always wields a scythe.
However, in Batman: Arkham Asylum, his hat was replaced with gas mask, and his scythe replaced with five fluorescent-orange needles strapped on his right hand, sort of like Freddy Kruger.
Born Jonathan Crane, he was born out of wedlock and raised by his overly-religious grandmother. As a kid, he was picked on by his lanky and bookish appearance, often called 'Scarecrow' and 'Ichabod Crane'.
After being bullied by Bo Griggs and rejected by Sherry Squires, a cheerleader, he made his trademark costume, sneaked up on them at the senior prom and startled Griggs by shooting his car, causing an accident that resulted in the paralysis of Griggs and the death of Squires.
He then became a doctor at Arkham Asylum, but only took the job to induce fear-experiments on the patients.
He eventually succumbed to madness, placed the costume back on and started using his Fear Gas and Fear Toxins to commit crimes.
His Fear Gas and Fear Toxin cause the host to see their worst fear. He also resorts to physical combat, called 'Violent Dancing', which is a combination of Crane-Style Kung-Fu and drunken boxing.
He used to be terrified of bats, but due to his long exposure to his own toxins, he only became afraid of Batman and is incapable of fearing anything else.
He can be usually seen with a straw hat, brown hood and with a brown shirt, brown pants and moccasins. He alm,ost always wields a scythe.
However, in Batman: Arkham Asylum, his hat was replaced with gas mask, and his scythe replaced with five fluorescent-orange needles strapped on his right hand, sort of like Freddy Kruger.
Arkham Guard: Doctor Crane! Don't do this!
The Scarecrow: There is no Crane...only Scarecrow! (Batman: Arkham Asylum)
The Scarecrow: There is no Crane...only Scarecrow! (Batman: Arkham Asylum)
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