snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.

Did you survive the Snappening?

by T3chie July 10, 2018

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

by revvinkevin July 28, 2016

sappening

What's happening?
What's up?
What are you doing?

Also spelt: s'appenin?
s'apenning?
sapenin?
sappenin?

me: hey man, sappening?
you: oh nm d00d.

by pdora June 14, 2007

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022

Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012

The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth

She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.

by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015