Sexophone

A really sexy saxophone.

Me: OMG THERE IT IS. -walks over-

Katttiiieee... Can I see it ^_^...

Katie: See what?

Me: The SEXOPHONE of course.

Katie: Ahh... Ok ;D

-takes out red + gold saxophone-

Me: *jizzes*

by Ruiichan. November 23, 2010

Sexyphobia

Sexyphobia - The fear and or disgust of Sexy people, common found in animals. And prepubescent children.

"Ew, look how sexy she is. It's disgusting."

"Sexy people are repugnant and disgusting. I have Sexyphobia."

by backupstabman July 8, 2020

semephobe

A phobia characterized by having an uncontrollable fear of injesting semen. Semephobics usually won't injest food that in anyway resembles semen.

This guy doesn't eat creamy white substances because he's a semephobe.

by Mr. Mojo January 22, 2013

sexophobic

Sexophobic

adjective
having or showing a dislike against people's concept of sex.
"Sexophobic thoughts"

Sanket is such a sexophobic guy he don't even like the way we do sex

by Sanket sexophobic July 15, 2022

play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

by pentozali November 29, 2010

Sexaphone

Basically a saxophone which goes up in pitch to match your orgasm

Kanye uses the sexaphone in order to get better fun time

by Morar June 6, 2018

sexaphone

A Parody of Phone Sex, The Bearer of the Sax plays a tune for the person who asks for it.

How about we have a sexaphone?

by Tuli March 31, 2005