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sexcretary 

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.
Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.
sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004
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sextressed 

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.
I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.
sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

Atkinson secure unit 

A secure children's home in Exeter Devon, although there are children in it its ways of going about things are more comparable to that of a prison and are slightly outdated. I've heard it has nice food though, if Paul is still there at least.
Person A "Shit man my friend is getting sent to a children's prison all the way in Devon!"
Person B "Hold up, are you talking about Atkinson secure unit? That's rough, tell him to have his last hot hot chocolate before he goes in!"

Secure the bag

Let's win this game and secure the bag
Secure is the next stage up from safe .(see safe) It is safer than safe so it is secure.
'fuckin secure mate'

Sexurity 

When you tell someone where you're going for a booty call with a stranger, just in case he turns out to be a psycho.
"Hey Susie - I'm going back to hotel room XYZ with that guy there; just telling you for my own sexurity.
Sexurity by PeteMartin October 7, 2008