sergei

A guy who is emotionally manipulative and always plays the victim card. he looks like a siberian husky and most likely has blonde , hair blue eyes probably has an awful cut. doesn't get a lot of girls.

Guy: I am breaking up with you !!
Girl: :( that's so hurtful..
Guy: I AM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME ITS ALL MY FAULT
Girl: stfu u are such a Sergei.

by mrbigballzsauc October 01, 2021

Sergei

A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.

"Don't go near Sergei, the guy his so thirsty, he needs a drink of water".

by Catlover2312 May 28, 2015

Sergei

A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time

Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 22, 2020

Sergey

a communist. a nazi. an anarchist. a nerd. hates zach. zachs a bitch.

dude, youre a sergey

by your mama May 23, 2003

Sergei

a pronoun/adjective to be used when describing someting either tremendously awesome, or horrifying terrible. Commonly used at the end of a back-and-forth one-upping shouting match. Always the definitive, most powerful word in said argument, even though it often has no relation nor place in the argument.

"you're stupid"
"you're stupider"
"you're stupidest"
"you're stupid to infinity"
"you're SERGEI!!"

by Nick + Phil June 11, 2004

Sergey

Sexiest guy on the world. Extremely huge penis. Muscular like Ricardo Milos. And has a friend Dominic. with a huge "gun" in his pants. You are lucky to meet them if you find them.

Damn, I want to set up a threesome with Sergey and Dominic.

by Sеrgey January 16, 2020

Sergey

He's a dude that gets all the ladies so hide your hoes. He loves rock music like Kiss, Nirvana, and Adriano Celentano. He likes to smoke and drink, though he is trying to break the habit or else he will be kicked of the house. He loves his children and his wife. Over all he's an amazing guy but a little ignorant.
(To my dad)

"Man Sergey's coming! Hide your bitches, he's badass!"

by SoapyGirl ;3 December 20, 2018