Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...

Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.

by leche82 November 16, 2017

lorica segmentata

A Steel armor made out of plated segments, to guard the torso and the shoulders. Used by the Roman Empire from around 9 B.C. to the 3rd century.

Lorica segmentata saved that legionnaires life

by ubbalubba May 9, 2018

seamentastic

In a celebratory manner, esp. one fitting for homosexual, Navy servicemen

The Navy-themed party at the gay bar was seamentastic.

by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere2 July 2, 2012

Sementator

When you shove a potato in your vagina, or you wank your dick and ejaculate all over it.

"Wow! You gave Sally a sementator?!"

by Sementators April 24, 2017

sementelli

An Italian Last name.

Sementelli is a popular Italian last name.

by wOW wOW bOw Bow February 20, 2018

segmentist

The host of a podcast inside a podcast (or segment). Coined by Alexa in Episode 2 of the podcast "Mystery Shack Lookback".

Alexa is a segmentist who hosts "Hey Alexa, What Do You Think of This?", a podcast exclusively distributed within the podcast "Come On, Fhqwhpods?"

by MisterJukebox8 October 28, 2021

Sementa

The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event

Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022