swampsturbate

It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.

Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!

by M3rcy October 23, 2011

shamesturbate

Shameful masturbation, also refered to as shamesturbating. Can be used to describe masturbation on a holiday or at someone else's house

I was so horny I didn't even care that it was christmas, I'd just have to shamesturbate.

by QueenPootang May 6, 2015

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Sebasturbate

When someone with crabs masturbates.

To masturbate using or with a crab

how many times do you sebasturbate a week?

by crabsturbaters June 15, 2010

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011

snapsturbate

Snapchatting with someone and exchanging nude/lewd photos to the point of escalating to exchanged masturbation photos and videos. Usually to the point of climax.

Ex) I snapsturbated with Andrea last night and now my sheets are al crunchy.

by mahahario January 20, 2016