SCROTUS

Supreme Court Representative of the United States

Bob: Hey, do you know Justice Alito?
Stew: No. Who is that?
Bob: He's a SCROTUS
Stew: Oh.

by quickdrawdoc March 27, 2013

SCROTUS

Socialist Commander Revisionist Of The United States

Today the SCROTUS signed 3 Executive Orders reversing good policies put in place by the president.

by Wild-Willie January 20, 2021

Scrotus Insignificata

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.

Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.

by Bones June 25, 2004

Scrotus Maximus

Latin for Giant ball sack.

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.

by iceman27406 December 19, 2010

scrotus dangulitis

When your scrotum hangs too far from your body and scrapes the floor as you walk.

Doctor: Sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with scrotus dangulitis.

by Sweatybollockman July 20, 2017

Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.

ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.

by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011

Grunting Scrotus

A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.

Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"

by Don "grunting scrotus" May 26, 2009