Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.

"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."

by The Fish September 3, 2007

Screening

When you read a BBM message without actually opening the conversation, so the sender does not know that it has been read. This makes it easier to avoid them because the sender is unaware they are being ignored.

I was so annoyed with Jake so I started screening his messages.

by Elsherzies July 9, 2011

screwtiny

Looking into a perfectly safe issue deeply just to find something negative only for the purpose of ridiculing it.

Person 1: Devin's always a little extra nice, seems abnormal. I think he's a twat, maybe even shady, who knows.

Person 2: oh come on, he's just nice to everyone. Enough with the screwtiny.

by Jesuswasgay March 12, 2017

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

screeming chewbacca

this is where you insert your penis into her throat and cum you then slap her and she screams like chebacca

awwww
(slap)
grrrrrrrrrrrr
did you just give me a screeming chewbacca

by self made quif July 30, 2017

screeping

to screep; the act of creeping an individual (usually of the opposite sex) out, via superfluous, vulgar sexting at any point throughout the day, although often occurs at night when the screeper is horny and nobody else is around.

Brenden was screeping on Hayley between the hours of 1:00 and 2:30 am, asking her personal questions regarding her sexual preferences on the subject of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and specific parts of the female reproductive system.

by Billaured Nordlaw December 23, 2008

Gray Screening

The act of sending multiple text messages to someone without receiving a reply, causing the visible range of the iphone text message (sms) screen to be filled solely with gray message bubbles.

Note: The accumulation of texts causing a "gray screen" can occur over minutes, hours, or days; as long as the consecutive stream or thread of messages (multiple gray message bubbles) is uninterrupted by the recipient sending a reply (green message bubble)

Hudson: You know that girl I met at Dan's Cafe Friday night?
David: Yeah?
Hudson: Well, she totally gray screened me last night.
David: Dude...sounds like a clinger to me.
Hudson: Yeah, stage nine.

or:

This girl has been gray screening the hell out of me!

by DCaugs March 22, 2011