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screwtnooo 

The act of being an extreme hypocrite. Someone who goes against something and speaks bad of it, but then does the most extreme version of that thing they went directly against.
“Hey did u see Jerry over there he is such a screwtnooo.”
“Really, what did he do?”
“He was taking a walk and saw some kid beating another kid with a stick and told the boy that he should never hit anyone like that for any reason, and then he got a lead pipe and started to beat the kid.
screwtnooo by Big Boi Mr Overfeild November 10, 2019

scrotiny 

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
scrotiny by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014
A term used to describe the upper most part of the female "belt" voice. A chesty mix of sorts, generally accompanied by copious amounts of ping. Screlting in the female voice begins around an F5 and extends upward.

Etymology: Scream + Belting = screlting

Variations: Screlter (one who screlts)
"Christina Aguilera can out-screlt Celine Dion any day!"

"That sure was some face melting screlting!"
Screlting by myneckmyback March 20, 2010

Profile Screwing 

Similar to frape, a profile screw is when you either:

1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'

ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
Profile Screwing by Benenenenen September 6, 2010

Screwing 

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish
1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

screwing 

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.
I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.
screwing by steve-o June 6, 2003
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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