When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
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A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.
A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.
"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."
"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"
"You owe me a scoofer for last night."
"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"
"You owe me a scoofer for last night."
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Get the scoof mug.a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.
Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
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Imma get my schoof on.
Gook page notes need to get the schoof outta their pants.
Get your schoof out of me.
Kevin: You're fucking stupid.
Davin: You're STUPID!
Kevin: If I wanted my comeback, I would have schoofed it off your mother's face.
Get that look of your schoofing face.
Tea-tea-teach me how to schoof, tea-tea-teach me how to schoof.
Why the schoof are we still here?
Oh shit, schoof figured it out...
Gook page notes need to get the schoof outta their pants.
Get your schoof out of me.
Kevin: You're fucking stupid.
Davin: You're STUPID!
Kevin: If I wanted my comeback, I would have schoofed it off your mother's face.
Get that look of your schoofing face.
Tea-tea-teach me how to schoof, tea-tea-teach me how to schoof.
Why the schoof are we still here?
Oh shit, schoof figured it out...
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That is a scloogy argument. Your work is pretty scloogy. These examples of using scloogy in a sentence are, well, a little scloogy.
by Fred Snurd August 27, 2009
Get the Scloogy mug.*when a regular sploof has a bag attached to it to create a parachute effect (catching, and eventually double-filtering the smoke)
The word used to describe a scent masking device mostly related to marijuana
It derives off the common-knowledge "Sploof" which is a device devised to mask the scent of smoke products such as tobacco and, of course, marijuana.
The word used to describe a scent masking device mostly related to marijuana
It derives off the common-knowledge "Sploof" which is a device devised to mask the scent of smoke products such as tobacco and, of course, marijuana.
-a sploof is commonly made of something such as a water-bottle with holes in the bottom or simply a paper-towel roll, which is then filled with a scented sheet such as a dryer sheet, Lysol wipe, etc.
-when the product is made the user simply blows their smoke through one end of the sploof and the scent will be somewhat maintained
the *Chute-Sploof or "shoot-sploof", as some may misconceive, was a fairly simple additive to the Sploof itself. It was invented and became more popular due to the use of Jordan Brown.
-after the sploof device has been made, preferable with a waterbottle or even glass bottle as some 'fanciers' prefer, (Iced Tea had always been a creator favourite due to its larger mouthpiece and less pressure on your lungs when you blow) -but after the sploof is made you simply tape a bag to the end of it, (being sure it's suction-proof), which then allows you to catch all the smoke in the bag on the end of the sploof. This allows you to then be able to choose where your smoke is released, and even double-filter the smoke through the scented sheets. -the word *chute* derives from parachute which is a slang-name for a smoking device where a bag is suction proof, attached, and stuffed into a bottomless bottle; in which when you pull it creates a suction and fills the bag with smoke. (a concept best understood when looked into)
-when the product is made the user simply blows their smoke through one end of the sploof and the scent will be somewhat maintained
the *Chute-Sploof or "shoot-sploof", as some may misconceive, was a fairly simple additive to the Sploof itself. It was invented and became more popular due to the use of Jordan Brown.
-after the sploof device has been made, preferable with a waterbottle or even glass bottle as some 'fanciers' prefer, (Iced Tea had always been a creator favourite due to its larger mouthpiece and less pressure on your lungs when you blow) -but after the sploof is made you simply tape a bag to the end of it, (being sure it's suction-proof), which then allows you to catch all the smoke in the bag on the end of the sploof. This allows you to then be able to choose where your smoke is released, and even double-filter the smoke through the scented sheets. -the word *chute* derives from parachute which is a slang-name for a smoking device where a bag is suction proof, attached, and stuffed into a bottomless bottle; in which when you pull it creates a suction and fills the bag with smoke. (a concept best understood when looked into)
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