slappuccino

A term describing the act of having sex at a coffee shop, specifically in a Starbucks bathroom. Similar to the mile high club where people engage in secret sex at public places.

The term was coined in response to a 2010 incident where a Minnesota woman stumbled upon a naked couple having sex in an unlocked Starbucks bathroom.

We're hoping to squeeze in a quick slappuccino with our lattes on the way to work.

by moovieboy July 23, 2010

Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.

I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.

by Bonals May 26, 2018

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

Dapper Scrapper

The raddest motherfucker on the planet! This motherfucker right here will load your old appliances and shit onto his badass truck and turn them into cash. He'll then take that cash and attempt to turn it into sweet threesways and weed.

Dude 1: "What the fuck am I going to do with all this old shit piled up in my lawn?"

Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"

Dude 1: "Epic ... "

by Sargeant GoodTIMES! January 1, 2011

wall slapper

(verb) when a song is so fire that you and your friends all join together and slap the walls of whatever room you're in while bumping to the beat

(adjective) a song that makes you want to slap walls

Mike: "Damn dude, Big Booty 13 is an absolute wall slapper. When I listen to it I'm thrown into the vortex."

Pete: "Yea, that song definitely slaps."

by ghost of uzh October 27, 2018

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023