Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

by Ohyeahr May 18, 2018

schwilled

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.

Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.

by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

schwillage

Material used to get schwilled, or material used to get drunk.

I had to go to some contacts to get some schwillage for the night.

by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

schwilly

drunk. stoned. under the influence. fucked up.




this is calans word, and if you steal it you die.

"im gettin' schwilly"

"lets get schwilly!"

"im schwillied"

by cally November 20, 2003

Schwilly

Getting drunk and said drunk is usually all fired up and boisterious all the way up to cocky and feeling froggy. Sometimes getting Schwilly is used to describe to process of Schwilling on a bottle.

"Man I heard you got arrested the other night" "Yeah I got all fucking schwilly and swung on the bouncer" Or when a friend shows up with a bottle of booze and says " hey lets get schwilly"

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

schwillboxed

Drunk past schwilled, past consciousness. Also, not a strate thing to say

JOey is on the ground and not breathing after drinking all those beers, I'd say he's schwillboxed.

Roger drinks all the time and passes out, hes a huge schwillbox

by K neild June 29, 2005

scholljegerdes

An overweight balding man. Personality of a stump. Slightly homosexual. People around him realize his wife married down.

You are such a Scholljegerdes (gay)

by Howiefeltersnatch October 29, 2013