Schumanati

A secret society of Assholes.

The Schumanati only had two remaining members as 2011. They are both Assholes.

by jsamjsam February 26, 2011

schumann

a person who graduates high school and continues to come back to all the events, games even parties! they also like to talk a love of shit about the high school kids when he is a graduate.

yeah, hes a schumann

by joey mommy November 28, 2010

Tiger Schulmann's Karate

A waste of money. These people don't know shit. They are just interested in your money. They don't even know what style of karate they do. They were sued by the Attorney General for deceiving costumers. They coudn't fight their way out of a paper bag.

They will always be a skidmark on the underpants of society!

Tiger Schulmann's karate sucks, dude. Don't waste your time and money.

by BiggyJee December 30, 2004

Schuman

Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot

That Randy guy is a real schuman.

by nolongernew September 17, 2016

Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.

I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.

by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019

tiger schulmann's

A joke to martial arts in which none should participate due to their total lack of knowledge pertaining to anything karate. If one was to stumble upon a class by accident, it is vital that they forgot everything said there, and if need be take a real leason in fighting.

Hey Joe, your my freind and I will help you with my advice, never go to tiger schulmann's, they have black belts who have not even reached double digit age. What does that tell you?

by Zach da Lack August 25, 2006

Kyan Schumann

Kyan schumann is a hansom man with a big dick who always get the ladies, he has loads of friends and is quite a ladies man , everyone wants to be friends with him. Kyan Schumann always gets staight A's. He is really good at gaming like Rainbow six siege or even Fortnite.

Wow what a guy he must be a kyan schumann.

by Crazyeopard66 September 30, 2018