jonathon schofield

lesser fin

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield

by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

Phillip Schofield

Our Lord and Saviour.

Friend: ‘Do you go to church ?’
Me: ‘Nah. I just watch Phillip Schofield on This Morning’

by LAJMS123 January 4, 2020

Brett Schofield

Being so lazy its unbelievable

see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry

by hazzard191 August 2, 2011

Vo Schofield

A name for a big and strong man

Look at this guy's mullet! He's so strong!
Vo Schofield

by Xander Of Ibraham February 23, 2022

phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.

Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight

by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013

Doing a schofield

A gay man in denial

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!

by Season with dill February 8, 2020

Emily Schofield

The bottomiest subbiest brattiest needing someone to step on her little bitch ass bottom who fails to see the toppiness of Arson because Arson radiates so much top energy Emily is too much of a bottom to comprehend it.

Anyone:Have you heard of Emily Schofield?
The whole world:Yes, she is a bottom.

by Emily is a bottom January 9, 2021