patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

Schnaedler

A stout and menacing , but friendly working dog.

That Czech Working Line GSD is a serious schnaedler!

by Pipercub April 3, 2020

Schnapsidee

A crazy idea that came to you while you were drunk.

Well that sounds like a Schnapsidee to me.

by Brembur November 16, 2022

Schnasberry

An imaginary word that is made up by niggas that are high

that Schnasberry tastes like Schnasberry

by R G October 13, 2003

schwasted

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008

Schnapped

To do or say something out of the ordinary.

That which is not normal.

She said she could get it for free, she schnapped!

by Daniel Patrykus (DP) March 15, 2015