An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
by Thesperson November 2, 2011
Get the Schmiggly Schmaffin mug.to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.
this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.
this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.
"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"
by J gleason July 25, 2008
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UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer
by Lukas667 July 22, 2010
Get the schmuf mug.1. A faux German teddy bear.
2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.
3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.
4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.
2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.
3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.
4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.
"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"
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Get the beilman-schuff mug.To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.
Last night I've schmoffed Chritina
by fraktal August 29, 2008
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n. v. adj. adv. prep.
|shemff|
1. To engage in any type of sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. One who has reached veteran status.
4. A continuous act of kinky unordinary events.
5. Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
n. v. adj. adv. prep.
|shemff|
1. To engage in any type of sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. One who has reached veteran status.
4. A continuous act of kinky unordinary events.
5. Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
1. Lets get the schmmfff out of here.
2. I'm bleeding! Why did you schmmfff me so brutally?
3. That's a schmmfffing '93 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer!
4. Schmmffffff! (multiple f's exaggerate more emotion)
5. After downing the rook bottle of Captain Morgan, I could not stop schmmfffing around.
2. I'm bleeding! Why did you schmmfff me so brutally?
3. That's a schmmfffing '93 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer!
4. Schmmffffff! (multiple f's exaggerate more emotion)
5. After downing the rook bottle of Captain Morgan, I could not stop schmmfffing around.
by Vince Young September 15, 2005
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