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Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro
Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!
by CGiizy August 24, 2008
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schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.
On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)
by darf narbler March 20, 2009
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Schmewmewmew

Pronunciation: "Shh - mew -mew - mew"

An expression of self-pity OR to express the emotion of disappointment or sadness. The word is usually coupled with a "kitty paws" hand gesture at approximately chin height symbolising the origin.

Origin: A “two – four” beer box full of adorable kittens left on the side of the road gets picked over one by one as the lucky ones find a lovely new home. The last kitty left in the “two – four” is the pitiful one that no one wants. Ie. “You’re like the last kitty in a “two – four”. The “kitty paw” hand symbols at chin level – resembles the kitty peeking over the edge of the otherwise empty lonely box with sad kitty eyes.
Skinny Bitch: I feel so fat today
Heartless friend: Awe Schmewmewmew - cry me a river fatty!

OR

Concerned Friend: Are you feeling any better today?
Whiner: Meh...Schmewmewmew
by rangerdangers January 24, 2013
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Schmeezed

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.
1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."
by emiaj01 August 10, 2018
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schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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schmemmen

The word schme-mmen can be used in a variety of ways as it has no specific definition. It can be used in a positive or negative way to describe a person or body part.
"I love my schmemmen, we've been dating for a few months now."

"That schmemmen is blocking traffic!"

"Stop being a schmemmen and jump in the water already its not that cold." (schmemmen as in "chicken")

"Schmemmen, stop wasting my time."

HOLY MOLY, Thats one hell of a schmemmen she's got there!"
by NATIVE MOON October 25, 2009
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schmammed

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk
Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.
by sharstar June 26, 2006
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