Schmegmatronic

The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.

Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic

by That Blue Girl March 11, 2022

Schmegmah

White pustular devices that congregate on the dickheads of the uncircumcised ,

He had so much Schmegmah it soaked clear through his pants.

by Mister Triple Wonderful July 14, 2019

schmegma

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!

Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!

by Erin and Samantha April 21, 2003

schmegma

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

by jessica November 20, 2003

schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 9, 2004

Schmegma

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.

If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...

by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007

Schmegma

When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.

Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.

by Curtis E Bear December 3, 2007