Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmaingly

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

by Miercom April 10, 2020

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

Schmelting

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt.

I'm schmelting it's so hot in here!

by Rainbow_Mist_Topaz February 25, 2009

Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.

Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.

by mootlik January 25, 2019

scheaming

A girl who acts loyal but has sex with other dudes, never wife up a scheamer

She's scheaming on her boyfriend and he don't even know

by Jksskj00 June 23, 2014