Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

Schmalenciaga

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

by vogue chick April 30, 2005

Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019

scankle

The calves and ankles that have fused into two thick tree stump like legs of a dirty whore.

hey ho, put on some jeans and cover up those scankles.

by 3M TA3 November 7, 2003

schmancter

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009