scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015

Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.

If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling

by The King1234 March 27, 2009

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013

Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016